Day 755... Village of Ironwood, Territory of Michigan the Upper. On the arrrrduous journey from Eagle River to the Apostle Islands we came upon a large individual who, thanks to his stature and joyous disposition, has convinced us to alter our course. Upon completion of upcoming contractually obligated plunderings across the colonies, we will return to Powderhorn to pursue a future as Alpine Pirates. Prepare to be snowboarded. .