From the recording If You Want to be a Pirate

The title track from the new CD, written with my good friend Michael "Supe" Granda, AKA Silly Grandpa, of the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. Sing along! Or else!

Lyrics

If You Want to be a Pirate  Michael “Supe” Granda & Tom Mason
©2018 Missouri Mule Music and Gas Station Music  
 
If You Want to be a pirate 
Climb on board we’ve been waiting for you
If You Want to be a pirate 
Take me word   It’s easy to do 
 
Tie a scarf around your head, make a ship out of your bed
See the constellations on your ceiling
When you drift off to sleep, out across the oceans deep
Your dreams will have that pirate feeling
 
Get yourself  a paper bag draw yourself a pirate flag
Hoist your Jolly Roger on a broom
Just cover up one eye  through a cardboard tube you’ll spy
Ports of call all around your room
 
To be a pirate every day here’s a few things you things you can say
Say ARRRRR to everyone you know
Tell every girl and boy  Hey Matey Ships Ahoy
Give them all a friendly Yo Ho Ho!
 
If You Want to be a pirate 
Climb on board we’ve been waiting for you
If You Want to be a pirate 
Take me word   It’s easy to do
 
 Now that you’ve become a pirate 
Climb on board we’ve been waiting for you
Now that you’ve become a pirate 
We’ll all sail across the ocean blue
We’ll all sail across the ocean blue