Captain's Log Day 79

Day 79: I have been summoned once again to appear on the sorcerer's box, which they claim will project me image into homes across the village of Nashville and surrounding bergs. I am to appear between the hours of 11 and midday On something named Today in Nashville on WSMV 4 . Speaking in my defense will be barrister Brandt Wood, my defense being that the pilgrimage festival is a place for everyone so a pardon should be granted.