Captain's Blog, Day 87

 

Day 87, Harrrlinsdale Farm, Franklin, Tennessee. Upon being marooned on the island of song that is the Pilgrimage Festival, I chose to channel my inner Twyla Tharrrrrp and teach some of the younger pilgrims the Pegleg Jig, a dance I created with the famed choreographer John “Ol’ Chumbucket” Baur. After a disturbing amount of disciplinary measures they mastered it, as seen in this kinetoscope.